JohnBM:Liberal

According to The New York Times the planner of the September 11th attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, was waterboarded 183 times in a month.

Although it is likely that he did plan the September 11th attacks, after just one waterboarding I would confess to:

• the Gun Powder Plot (Apologies to Guido Fawkes);
• the murder of the princes in the tower;
• the ripper murders;
• sending the Archduke Franz Ferdinand the wrong way down a one-way street;
• hiding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; and
• forgetting our wedding anniversary.